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• Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love.
  -- Some surefire ways to make a person to fall in love with you -- Alonzo, age 9...
• One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat.
  French fries usually works for me....
• Yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs .
  .. and don't worry if their parents are right there....
• Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores.
  -- Some surefire ways to make a person to fall in love with you -- Del, age 6...
• The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him.
  But I hope he showers at least once a day....
• Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life.
  -- On what falling in love is like -- John, age 9...
• Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall ...
• I Am in Love with You Most of the Time, but Don't Bother Me When I'm with My Friends.
  ' -- Titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved -- Bob, age 9...
• Honey, I Got Your Curly Hair and Your Nintendo on My Mind.
  ' -- Titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved -- Sharon, age 9...