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Shake your hips and hope for the best.
-- Some surefire ways to make a person to fall in love with you
-- Camille, age 9
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Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love.
-- Some surefire ways to make a person to fall in love with you -- Alonzo, age 9...
One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat.
French fries usually works for me....
Yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs .
.. and don't worry if their parents are right there....
Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores.
-- Some surefire ways to make a person to fall in love with you -- Del, age 6...
The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him.
But I hope he showers at least once a day....
Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life.
-- On what falling in love is like -- John, age 9...
Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall ...
I Am in Love with You Most of the Time, but Don't Bother Me When I'm with My Friends.
' -- Titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved -- Bob, age 9...
Honey, I Got Your Curly Hair and Your Nintendo on My Mind.
' -- Titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved -- Sharon, age 9...