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If You're A Horse, And Someone Gets On You, And Falls Off, And Then Gets Right Back On You, I Think You Should Buck Him Off Right Away.
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If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets right
back on you, I think you should buck him off right away.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
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Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half?
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