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I'd Like To See The Spaniard Who Could Make His Way Past _me_!
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I'd like to see the Spaniard who could make his way past _me_!
Well, go to Spain. There are millions of 'em.
-- Percy and Edmund : Bells
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Oh come on Edmund, you _must_ be able to think of another best man.
.. ...Well, I suppose I _could_ ask Percy...Percy? (excited) My lord?...
You'll get over her. (Percy readies his aim and prepares to shoot the arrow) .
..I did. (Percy is distracted, and has to re-aim.) ....
This is _the_ Jane Harrington? (with pride) Yes! Jane 'Bury me in a Y-shaped coffin' Harrington?
-- Edmund and Percy : Bell...
There has been some discussion in the court on the subject of your best man.
..and I thought it might be the moment to...bring the subject to a....
Milhouse: Hi, Lisa. Could I talk to you, or would that just make Nelson whale on me again?
Lisa: Don't worry. Nelson and I don't like each other anymore....
Edmund is distastefully chewing his prescribed leeches) .
..Anything to follow, my lord? There's this lovely fat spider I found in the bath....
Barney: [finishing up his beer] Well, I gotta go.
I got a date with the lady in front of the drug store who's always yelling things....
Nursy! I like 'em firm and fruity! Am I pleased to see you, or did I just put a _canoe_ in my pocket?
!! -- Lord Flashheart : Bell...
And I can strongly recommend... (finishing his sentence).
..a course of leeches. Oh, just pop a couple down my codpiece before I go to bed....