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• My echomail processor has a stomach of steel.
• Eisenhower!! Your mimeograph machine upsets my stomach!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• You left your footprints on my stomach when you walked out of my heart.
• Danger, you haven't seen the last of me! No, but the first of you turns my stomach!
  -- The Firesign Theatre's Nick Dange...
• Bart: Lisa...look what I've got. Ta da! [shows BG album] Lisa
  [gasps] Bart, I can't believe it! But why? Bart: When I said my stomach hurt, you were the only one who believed me....
• My youngest child is the funniest one of the group.
  I had just finished eating and my stomach was swollen from the food that went in it....
• It goes much against my stomach. Hast any philosophy in thee, shepherd?
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act iii, Sc. 2...
• There once was a system called VMS Of cycles by no means abstemious.
  It's chock full of hacks And runs on a VAX And makes my poor stomach all squeamious....
• I have feelings too - like "My stomach hurts" or "I'm going crazy!
  -- Homer to Lisa in "Moaning Lisa", from The Simpso...