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• Homer: [reading the note] Lisa refuses to play dodgeball because she is sad.
  [end of note] She doesn't look sad. I don't see any tears in her eyes....
• Stay away from that jazz man, Lisa. Nothing personal .
  .. I just fear the unfamiliar." -- Marge in "Moaning Lisa", from The Simpso...
• Marge: Bart, you said you were going to study. Ba
  [clearly in pain] Oh! My stomach. Marge: Mmm, you just don't want to take that test....
• Cowardly little runt. When I get a hold of you I'm going to gut you like a fish and drink your blood.
  "I'm gonna rip out your heart and drink your blood!...
• Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.
  -- Homer in "Moaning Lisa", from The Simpso...
• In times of trouble, go with what you know." -- Homer in "Moaning Lisa", from The Simpso
• I have an announcement to make: The Simpsons have cable!
  -- Homer's important announcement, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Lisa: Ahem. [Marge waits for her to say something, but Lisa turns away] Marge
  Now Lisa, listen to me, this is important. I want you to smile today....
• Marge: Homer, I really appreciate you making dinner, but this food tastes a little strange.
  Lisa: It hurts my teeth. Homer: That's because I've loaded it with sugar!...