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The Advertising Agency Song: When Your Client's Hopping Mad, Put His Picture In The Ad.
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The Advertising Agency Song:
When your client's hopping mad,
Put his picture in the ad.
If he still should prove refractory,
Add a picture of his factory.
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The Advertising Agency Song: When your client's hopping mad, Put his picture in the ad.
If he still should prove refractory, Add a picture of his factory....
His picture is in the dictionary under "zero".
He who sacrifices his conscience to ambition burns a picture to obtain the ashes.
-- Chinese Proverb...
A man would still do something out of sheer perversity - he would create destruction and chaos - just to gain his point.
..and if all this could in turn be analyzed and prevented by predicting that it would occur, then man would deliberately go mad to prove his point....
I saw Elvis at the post office. Bought his picture for 29 cents.
Leonard Box was arrested yesterday. Somebody told him his wife was as pretty as a picture, so he hung her on the wall.
-- Charley Weaver (Cliff Arquette)...