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The American People Were Asked To Choose Between A Candidate Whose Theme Was `We're All Right, Jack,' And A Candidate Who Said, `Eat Your Broccoli.
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"The American people were asked to choose between a
candidate whose theme was `We're all right, Jack,'
and a candidate who said, `Eat your broccoli.'"
-- William Schneider
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