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The Earlier You Arrive At The Airport For Your Flight, The Later Your Flight Will Depart.
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The earlier you arrive at the airport for your flight,
the later your flight will depart.
-- The First Law Of Air Travel
Related:
Kauffman's First Law of Airports: The distance to the gate is inversely proportional to the time available to catch your flight.
The distance to the gate is inversely proportional to the time available to catch your flight.
-- Kauffman's First Law of Airpo...
Everything comes to him who waits - and in an airport it is usually the voice over the public address system announcing that your flight has been cancelled.
The number of taxis at an airport is inversely proportional to the number of flights arriving.
-- The Third Law Of Air Travel...
The amount of time saved by your plane arriving early at your destination is equal to the amount of extra time you have to wait for your luggage.
-- The Second Law Of Air Travel...
When you are served a meal aboard an aircraft, the aircraft will encounter turbulence.
Gunter's First Law of Air Travel...
A modification of the Delta motto we used after a Delta flight crashed on approach at the Dallas-Fort Worth International Airpo
Delta---We almost got you there...
Flight Reservation systems decide whether or not you exist.
If your information isn't in their database, then you simply don't get to go anywhere....
Good afternoon, this is your captain speaking. I would like to remind you that according to FAA regulations, this flight has been declared a non smoking flight.
If you absolutely must light up, you are invited to step outside....