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• Instead of having "answers" on a math test, they should just call them "impressions," and if you got a different "impression," so what, can't we all be brothers?
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• Quote #94 "All the questions had received excellently drafted answe
  and the answers were not open to doubt because they were not the work of human thought, always liable to error, but were all the work of bureaucratic officialdom....
• Cochrane's Aphorism: Before ordering a test, decide what you will do if it is (1) positive or (2) negative.
  If both answers are the same, don't take the test....
• Before ordering a test decide what you will do if it is 1) positive, or 2) negative.
  If both answers are the same, don't do the test. -- Cochrane's Aphorism...
• Tribble math: * + * = ***********************************
• Iraqi Bingo: B-52... F-16... M-1... F-18... F-117... BINGO!
• First, I'm going to give you all the ANSWERS to today's test.
  . So just plug in your SONY WALKMANS and relax!! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• You have passed the test and can be considered as friendly if you dial a wrong number and manage to talk the the person who answers for fifteen minutes.
• Algol 68 programmers do it od.