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• YOW!! The land of the rising SONY!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I hope you millionaires are having fun! I just invested half your life savings in yeast!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• I hope something GOOD came in the mail today so I have a REASON to live!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I've got an IDEA!! Why don't I STARE at you so HARD, you forget your SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• I just had a NOSE JOB!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Instead of having "answers" on a math test, they should just call them "impressions," and if you got a different "impression," so what, can't we all be brothers?
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• Lisa: So Mom, what are you going to do with your day off?
  Marge: I just want to relax and forget that I'm part of that thin blue line which stands between civilization and chaos....
• Hello, hello, hello ... is there anybody IN there? Just nod if you can hear me.
  Is there anyone at home? Come on, come on, now, I hear you're feeling down....
• I like your SNOOPY POSTER!! -- Zippy the Pinhead