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• You know you're in a small town..... ...if you dial the wrong number, and talk for 15 minutes anyway.
• Progress is marvelous. In former days, you could dial a wrong number locally.
  Now, thanks to progress, you can dial a wrong number all over the world....
• They have a Dial-a-Prayer for atheists now. You can call up and it rings and rings but nobody answers.
  -- Tommy Blaze...
• When you dial a wrong number you never get a busy signal.
• You may be redneck... if you have the taxidermist's number on speed-dial.
• You know you're in a small town when... You don't use turn signals because everybody knows where you're going.
  You're born on June 13 and your family receives gifts from the local merchants because you're the first baby of the year....
• Kovac's Conundrum: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
• When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. -- Kovak's Conundrum
• The things I tell you will not be wrong. Better to listen than to talk.
  "I believe you." "Don't search for all the answers at once....