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The Axe Bounces Harmlessly Off The Dragon's Thick Scales.
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The axe bounces harmlessly off the dragon's thick scales.
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I'm made of rubber, You're made of glue. Everything you say Bounces off me And sticks to you.
The body of a huge green dead dragon is lying off to one side.
Bart: We are rubber, you are glue. Army: We are rubber, you are glue.
Bart: It bounces off of us and sticks to you. Army...
Thou cutt'st my head off with a golden axe. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Romeo and Juliet -- Act iii, Sc.
3...
She's his possession. If Hugh'd been discovered making off with the spoons, Sinistrad'd probably be just as mad.
-- Haplo, "Dragon Wing...
Thick as a brick.
Homer: That's the last I'll see of Mr. Trampoline. Yep, it's finally gone.
[a shadow grows above Homer] [the trampoline bounces repeatedly off Homer's head, driving his feet into the ground] {If this were a cartoon, the cliff would break off now....
Careful with that axe, man.
Real hackers use an axe!