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The Best Contraceptive Is The Word No--repeated Frequently. -- Margaret Smith
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The best contraceptive is the word no--repeated frequently.
-- Margaret Smith
Related:
ORAL CONTRACEPTIVE: The word "No".
The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead.
He was an angry man, Uncle Swanny. He had printed on his grave
What are you lookin' at?" -- Margaret Smith...
I can't get a relationship to last longer than it takes to tape their albums. -- Margaret Smith
I've been sort of crabby lately. It's that time of the month again--the rent's due.
-- Margaret Smith...
CONTRACEPTIVE JELLY -- antipersonnel balm.
I hate singles bars. Guys come up to me and say, "Hey, cupcake, can I buy you a drink?
I say, "No, but I'll take the three bucks." -- Margaret Smith...
I say stay away from the miserable people, because misery does love company.
Just look at a fly strip. You never see a fly stuck there saying, "Go around!...
Try Quisinwrite, the combination word processor and food processor, for those who frequently have to eat their words.