The Bible Is God's Chart For You To Steer By, To Keep You From The Bottom Of The Sea, And To Show You Where The Harbor Is, And How To Reach It Without Running On Rocks Or Bars.

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The Bible is God's chart for you to steer by, to keep you from the bottom
of the sea, and to show you where the harbor is, and how to reach it
without running on rocks or bars.
-- Henry Ward Beecher

Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry. -- Henry Ward Beeche
The dog was created especially for children. He is the god of frolic. -- Henry Ward Beeche
Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? -- Henry Ward Beeche
Did you hear about the ultimate in singles bars. It's a place where girls have to show their I.
U.D.'s to be admitted....
The ignorant classes are the dangerous classes. -- Henry Ward Beeche
Down to the Banana Republics, Down to the tropical sun.
Go the expatriated Americans, Hoping to find some fun....
Men go shopping just as men go out fishing or hunting, to see how large a fish may be caught with the smallest hook.
-- Henry Ward Beeche...
Did you hear that David of the Bible was nothing but a young man who used leather to get his rocks off.
The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next. -- Henry Ward Beeche

The Bible Is God's Chart For You To Steer By, To Keep You From The Bottom Of The Sea, And To Show You Where The Harbor Is, And How To Reach It Without Running On Rocks Or Bars.

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