The bomb will not start a chain reaction in the water, converting it all
to gas and letting all the ships on all the oceans drop down to the bottom.
It will not blow out the bottom of the sea and let all the water run down
the hole. It will not destroy gravity. I am not an atomic playboy.
-- Vice Admiral W.H.P. Blandly Commander of the Bikini Atoll Test
A fisherman from Maine went to Alabama on his vacation. He rented a boat,
rowed out to the middle of the lake, and cast his line, but when he looked
down into the water he was horrified to see a man wrapped in chains lying
on the bottom of the lake....
