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• The Quest is the Quest. -- The Doctor, "Underworld
• The castle of aaaaaaaargh.
• clop clop] ARTHUR: Old woman! DENNIS: Man! ARTHUR
  Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?...
• clop clop] GUARD #1: Halt! Who goes there? ARTHUR
  It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot....
• WOMAN: Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here.
  Oh -- how d'you do? ARTHUR: How do you do, good lady....
• Picard: "Captain's Log, Supplemental. We have entered Cardassian territory and are proceeding on our quest to locate the Phoenix.
  -- "The Wounded", Stardate 44429.6...
• Hang out our banners on the outward walls; The cry is still, "They come!
  our castle's strength Will laugh a siege to scorn....
• If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end. -- Arthur "Bugs" Bae
• If you laid all of our laws end to end, there would be no end. -- Mark Twai