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Clop Clop] ARTHUR: Old Woman! DENNIS: Man! ARTHUR
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[clop clop]
ARTHUR: Old woman!
DENNIS: Man!
ARTHUR: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
DENNIS: I'm thirty seven.
ARTHUR: What?
DENNIS: I'm thirty seven -- I'm not old!
-- The Quest for the Holy Grail (Monty Python)
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ARTHUR: Well, I can't just call you `Man'. DENNIS
Well, you could say `Dennis'. ARTHUR: Well, I didn't know you were called `Dennis....
ARTHUR: I've said I'm sorry about the old woman, but from the behind you looked .
.. DENNIS: What I object to is that you automatically treat me like an inferior....
clop clop] GUARD #1: Halt! Who goes there? ARTHUR
It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot....
WOMAN: Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here.
Oh -- how d'you do? ARTHUR: How do you do, good lady....
ARTHUR: Then who is your lord? WOMAN: We don't have a lord.
ARTHUR: What? DENNIS: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune....
ARTHUR: Be quiet! DENNIS: --but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more-- ARTHUR
Be quiet! I order you to be quiet! WOMAN: Order, eh -- who does he think he is?...
ARTHUR: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside!
BLACK KNIGHT: I move for no man. -- The Quest for the Holy Grail (Monty Python)...
BLACK KNIGHT: I move for no man. ARTHUR: So be it!
[hah] [parry thrust] [ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off] ARTHUR...
ARTHUR: What? BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.
ARTHUR: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir knight, but I must cross this bridge....