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• ARTHUR: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot.
  King of all Britons, defeator of the Saxons, sovereign of all England!...
• WOMAN: King of the who? ARTHUR: The Britons. WOMAN
  Who are the Britons? ARTHUR: Well, we all are. we're all Britons and I am your king....
• clop clop] MORTICIAN: Who's that then? CUSTOMER: I don't know.
  MORTICIAN: Must be a king. CUSTOMER: Why? MORTICIAN...
• ARTHUR: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here.
  GUARD #1: Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right?...
• ARTHUR: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?
  ! GUARD #1: But then of course African swallows are not migratory....
• clop clop] ARTHUR: Old woman! DENNIS: Man! ARTHUR
  Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?...
• WOMAN: Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here.
  Oh -- how d'you do? ARTHUR: How do you do, good lady....
• GUARD #1: What, ridden on a horse? ARTHUR: Yes!
  GUARD #1: You're using coconuts! ARTHUR: What?...
• GUARD #1: Where'd you get the coconut? ARTHUR: We found them.
  GUARD #1: Found them? In Mercea? The coconut's tropical!...