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• Bart: Reverend Lovejoy, we need you to help us find a rabbi.
  Rev.L: [flustered] Well, um, before you make any rash decisions, let me just remind you that the church is changing to meet the needs of today's young Christians!...
• Satan the envious said with a sigh: Christians know more about their hell than I.
  -- Alfred Kreymborg...
• The First Church of Binary Science. (The Digitarians)
• Get thee behind me, Satan. I was here first.
• We have some new pamphlets available in our church newsrack, including `Bible Bafflers', `Satan's Boners', `Good Grief
  More Satan's Boners' and for the teens, `It's Not Cool to Fry in Hell'....
• If you can believe ten impossible things before breakfa
  hen you should join THE CHURCH OF COUNTERFACTUAL BELIEF The Church of Counterfactual Belief has been set up to cater to all who don't allow demonstrable truth to get in the way of their beliefs....
• If you can believe ten impossible things before breakfast, then you should joi
  The Church of Counterfactual Belief The Church of Counterfactual Belief has been set up to cater to all who don't allow demonstrable truth to get in the way of their beliefs....
• If you can believe ten impossible things before breakfast, then you should joi
  The Church of Counterfactual Belief The Church of Counterfactual Belief has been set up to cater to all who don't allow demonstrable truth to get in the way of their beliefs....
• I don't see the problem. Satan is a Christian God.
  Satanists are a kind of off-beat christians. They don't need a group of their own -- they belong in some christian group, or talk....