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• If anyone accepts my help who doesn't need it, that's his problem
  if I refuse my help to anyone who needs it, that's my problem. -- Anon....
• I have hardly ever known a mathematician who was capable of reasoning.
• I have hardly ever known a mathematician who was capable of reasoning. -- Plato
• VALOR, n. A soldierly compound of vanity, duty and the gambler's hope.
  "Why have you halted?" roared the commander of a division and Chickamauga, who had ordered a charge...
• Skinner: If I were a truant boy out for a good time, I'd be right here
  he Springfield Natural History Museum. [chuckles] You're mine, Simpson....
• Homer: I always just figured my wife was my soulmate.
  But if it's not Marge, then who is it? Where do I begin looking?...
• Burns: Hmm...who's that goat-legged fellow? I like the cut of his jib.
  Smithers: Er, Prince of Darkness, sir. He's your eleven o'clock....
• Homer: Hey, who cut something out of my paper? [Homer stares suspiciously through the newspaper hole at his wife and children] Lisa
  Not me. Bart: Not me. I'm more of a mail-tamperer....
• I idiot-proof my programs, but along comes a bigger idiot.