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• Homer: Oh-ho. I guess you're cranky 'cause I didn't come home last night.
  Marge: I'm "cranky" because my husband got drunk and humiliated me in front of the entire town....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Coyote: I speak of a deeper wisdom. The problem, Homer, is that the mind is always chattering away with a thousand thoughts at once.
  Homer: Yeah, that's me all right. [Homer has a glazed look in his eyes as the wind blows his two hair strands....
• Look, just give me some inner peace, or I'll mop the floor with you.
  -- Homer bargains a cheap price to his inner peace, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Homer: You know, I have been meaning to take a spiritual journey, and I would.
  .. [the coyote is chewing his pant leg] Hey! Knock it off!...
• Man, this is crazy. I hope I didn't brain my damage.
  -- Who would notice? "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Homer: Wow, Marge, you really do understand me. See, I thought we weren't soulmates because.
  .. Marge: ...we had a fight? Homer: Right, and we don't like the same things....
• Marge: Okay, we'll go to the chili cook-off, but I want you to promise that you won't have any beer.
  Homer: [trying to pull his boots on] Okay, quit nagging me, I won't have any beer....
• Bart: Lis, check it out. Time for chili. Lisa: [bored] I saw it, Bart.
  Bart: You're just mad 'cause there's no clock in your hat....