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Burns: Hmm...who's That Goat-legged Fellow? I Like The Cut Of His Jib.
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Burns: Hmm...who's that goat-legged fellow? I like the cut of his
jib.
Smithers: Er, Prince of Darkness, sir. He's your eleven o'clock.
-- The next installment on the billion,
"Treehouse of Horror IV"
Related:
Smithers: That's Homer Simpson. He wasn't exactly a model employee.
Burns: Well, who
a model [sees Smithers sans skull, just brain] employee....
Burns: Well, if it isn't my good friends, the, er -- Smithe
Simpson family, master. Burns: Simpson, eh? Excellent....
Smithers: You hear that, sir? Burns: No, I didn't.
Who is it? Frankenstein? The Booooger Man?...
Burns: Smithers, who is this saucy fellow? Smithe
Homer Simpson, sir. Sector sieben-Grueber, I mean, sector 7-G....
Burns: That man who's getting all those laughs, Smithers.
..who is he? Smithers: Homer Simpson, sir, one of the carbon blobs from sector 7-G, but I don't think -- Bu...
Burns: [looking up from his magazine] Smithers, what's the meaning of this slacking off?
Smithers: Uh, there's a bee in my eye, sir. Bu...
Smithers: It's the man in the bag, sir. I think he's alive.
Burns: Oh. [walks over to it, and thwacks it with a shovel] Bad corpse....
Homer: It's Mr. Smithers, he's calling for you. Smithe
[on a beach] How's everything going there, sir? Well, I have a lot of....
Burns: Look at that man, he has the crowd in the palm of his hand.
I haven't seen anything like it since Jolson....