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• Computer (com-pyoo-ter) n.-Incredibly fast idiot!
• Quote #546 Computers make very fast, very accurate mistake
• This is a job for BOB VIOLENCE and SCUM, the INCREDIBLY STUPID MUTANT DOG. -- Bob Violence
• This is a job for BOB VIOLENCE and SCUM, the INCREDIBLY STUPID MUTANT DOG.
  -- Bob Violence...
• It is fast approaching the point where I don't want to elect anyone stupid enough to want the job.
  -- Erma Bombeck...
• Computer: an amazingly stupid device that does what you tell it at high speed
• This computer is: a) not smart enough to be artificially intellige
  and b) not stupid enough to be a dumb terminal....
• Be incredibly nice to someone today.