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Who Needs Valium When You Have A Cat You Can Pet!
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Who needs Valium when you have a cat you can pet!
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Who needs fantasy when you can have physics?
Who needs dignity when you can be in the show business?
Who needs friends when you can sit alone in your room and drink?
Who needs companionship when you can sit alone in your room and drink?
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when Your pet rock snaps at you.
See, Marge, who needs a car-wash when you can just drive around in the rain?
-- Homer, "Treehouse of Horror VII...