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• How many IBM programmers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  33. One to change the lightbulb and the other 32 to write 14 volumes of documentation of which half consists of pages containing only "This page left intentionally blank" and the other half definitions such as " 'bulb' can be defined as a glass and metal object with certain electrical properties (see volume IX, "The Electrical Properties Of A Bulb Used For Illumination") designed to mate with a housing integral to the ceiling referred to as a "socket" (see volume VII, "Bayonet Cap Sockets" and volume VIII, "Edison Screw Socke...
• ource of all good bits n. A person from whom (or a place from which) useful information may be obtained.
  If you need to know about a program, a guru might be the source of all good bits....
• ource of all good bits: n. A person from whom (or a place from which) useful information may be obtained.
  If you need to know about a program, a {guru} might be the source of all good bits....
• Hanlon's Razor: prov. A corollary of {Finagle's Law}, similar to Occam's Razor, that reads "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
  The derivation of the common title Hanlon's Razor is unknow...
• foo /foo/ 1. interj. Term of disgust. 2. [very common] Used very generally as a sample name for absolutely anything, esp.
  programs and files (esp. scratch files). 3. First on the standard list of metasyntactic variables used in syntax examples....
• MUD /muhd/ n. [acronym, Multi-User Dungeon; alt.
  Multi-User Dimension] 1. A class of virtual reality experiments accessible via the Internet....
• The titles of bills- like those of Marx Brothers movies -often have little to do with the substance of the legislation.
  Particularly deceptive are bills containing title buzz words such as emergency, reform, service, relief, or special....
• I always turn to the sports pages first, which record people's accomplishments.
  The front page has nothing but man's failures. -- Chief Justice Earl Warre...
• MISS: A title with which we brand unmarried women to indicate that they are in the market.