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• I always turn to the sports page first, which record people's accomplishments.
  The front page has nothing but man's failures. -- Chief Justice Earl Warre...
• Marge: Do you want your son to become become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, or a sleazy male stripper?
  Homer: Can't he be both, like the late Earl Warren?...
• America is a stronger nation for the ACLU's uncompromising effort.
  -- President John F. Kennedy The simple rights, the civil liberties from generations of struggle must not be just fine words for patriotic holidays, words we subvert on weekdays, but living, honored rules of conduct amongst us....
• The ACLU has stood foursquare against the recurring tides of hysteria that from time to time threaten freedoms everyhere.
  .. Indeed, it is difficult to appreciate how far our freedoms might have eroded had it not been for the Union's valiant representation in the courts of the constitutional rights of people of all persuasions, no matter how unpopular or even despised by the majority they were at the time....
• Lisa: [sobs] Mom, this is really scary. I'm going to get my first F ever.
  Marge: Cheer up! So you're not good at sports: it's a very small part of life....
• Every great improvement has come after repeated failures.
  Virtually nothing comes out right the first time. Failures, repeated failures, are fingerposts on the road to achievement....
• The only thing we learn from history is that we do not learn.
  -- Earl Warren That men do not learn very much from history is the most important of all the lessons that history has to teach....
• I can't decide which WRONG TURN to make first!! I wonder if BOB GUCCIONE has these problems!
  -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• The countenance may be rightly defined as the title page which heralds the contents of the human volume
  but like other title pages, if sometimes puzzles, often misleads, and often says nothing to thepurpose....