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• I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
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• As long as I am mayor of this city [Jersey City, New Jersey] the great industries are secure.
  We hear about constitutional rights, free speech and the free press....
• There is now a company that manufactures dehydrated drug-free urine.
• Washington, DC: America's work-free drug place.
• Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
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  But since then, McAllister has made public her commitment to environmental causes....
• And so, on behalf of the entire city, I thank you Professor Farnsworth.
  I now present you with the Academy Prize, which we confiscated from Dr....
• The problem of narcotics is dreadfully serious. You'd be surprised at the people you see in your everyday life who use drugs.
  I knew a fellow who had a habit. Very bad habit. In fact, his habit got so bad I stopped selling to him....