The CTA Has Complimentary Pop-up Timers Available On Request For Overheated Passengers.

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The CTA has complimentary pop-up timers available on request
for overheated passengers. When your timer pops up, the driver will
cheerfully baste you.
-- Chicago Transit Authority Rider's Rule #84
-- Chicago Reader 5/28/82

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