Related:

• Chicago Transit Authority Rider's Rule #84: The CTA has complimentary pop-up timers available on request for overheated passengers.
  When your timer pops up, the driver will cheerfully baste you....
• Never ever ask the tough looking gentleman wearing El Rukn headgear where he got his "pyramid powered pizza warmer".
  -- Chicago Transit Authority Rider's Rule #36 -- Chicago Reader 3/27/81...
• Chicago Transit Authority Rider's Rule #36: Never ever ask the tough looking gentleman wearing El Rukn headgear where he got his "pyramid powered pizza warmer".
  -- Chicago Reader 3/27/81...
• You know you're a little fat if you have stretch marks on your car.
  -- Cyrus, Chicago Reader 1/22/82...