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• You know you're a little fat if you have stretch marks on your car.
  -- Cyrus, Chicago Reader 1/22/82...
• I have more humility in my little finger than you have in your whole ____BODY!
  -- from "Cerebus" #82...
• I have more humility in my little finger than you have in your whole BODY! -- Cerebus, #82
• Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
• The CTA has complimentary pop-up timers available on request for overheated passengers.
  When your timer pops up, the driver will cheerfully baste you....
• Chicago Transit Authority Rider's Rule #84: The CTA has complimentary pop-up timers available on request for overheated passengers.
  When your timer pops up, the driver will cheerfully baste you....