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Chicago Transit Authority Rider's Rule #84: The CTA Has Complimentary Pop-up Timers Available On Request For Overheated Passengers.
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Chicago Transit Authority Rider's Rule #84:
The CTA has complimentary pop-up timers available on request
for overheated passengers. When your timer pops up, the driver
will cheerfully baste you.
-- Chicago Reader 5/28/82
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Chicago Transit Authority Rider's Rule #84: The CTA has complimentary pop-up timers available on request for overheated passengers.
When your timer pops up, the driver will cheerfully baste you. -- Chicago Reader 5/28/82...
The CTA has complimentary pop-up timers available on request for overheated passengers.
When your timer pops up, the driver will cheerfully baste you....
Never ever ask the tough looking gentleman wearing El Rukn headgear where he got his "pyramid powered pizza warmer".
-- Chicago Transit Authority Rider's Rule #36 -- Chicago Reader 3/27/81...
Chicago Transit Authority Rider's Rule #36: Never ever ask the tough looking gentleman wearing El Rukn headgear where he got his "pyramid powered pizza warmer".
-- Chicago Reader 3/27/81...
You know you're a little fat if you have stretch marks on your car.
-- Cyrus, Chicago Reader 1/22/82...