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The Difference Between A Chef And A Cook Seems To Be In Who Cleans Up The Kitchen. -- Paul Sweeney
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The difference between a chef and a cook seems to be in who cleans
up the kitchen.
-- Paul Sweeney
Related:
Chef, n.: Any cook who swears in French.
The Chef is the Boss in This Kitche
Who cleans up after all the congresscritters' Bravo Sierra?
Bart: {Table for one.} Chef: {Oh, you miss you friend, huh?
Don't-ah you worry, my cook can surely cheer you up-ah....
I am <not> cleaning that! ... Oh, who am I kidding.
-- Marge cleans up another mess, "Homer Alone...
Homer: Laddie! [whistles] Come'ere, boy! [invitingly] Who wants to lick a messy baby?
-- How Homer cleans up Maggie, "The Canine Mutiny...