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• Marge: Homer, are you wearing a tie to impress Laddie?
  Homer: Do you think he noticed? Marge...
• Marge: What's the matter, Bart? Weren't you happy with him?
  Bart: No, he just wasn't the right dog for me....
• You gave BOTH dogs away?? You know how I feel about giving! -- Homer, "The Canine Mutiny
• Quimby: {This is incredible. It's God's most wondrous miracle.
  } Nurse: {Sir, I think your wife wants to hold the baby....
• I am <not> cleaning that! ... Oh, who am I kidding.
  -- Marge cleans up another mess, "Homer Alone...
• Homer: Come on, Maggie. Nummy-nummy-num! Maggie: [refuses to eat her baby food] Home
  Aaaaahhh... [eats some to demonstrate] Mmm....
• Homer: Hi, Marge. Hi, Santa's Little Helper. Hi, kids.
  HEY! That's not Santa's Little Helper! Marge...
• Bart: He's trained to do all sorts of stuff. He can herd sheep and perform CPR.
  Marge: [reads from the manual] Some call it the dog that never sleeps, though it actually does -- while jogging!...
• Well, we wrecked the first dog. We've gotta treat this one right.
  -- Marge, after Bart attains Laddie the Wonder Dog, "The Canine Mutiny...