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• See the happy moron, He doesn't give a damn. I wish I were a moron, My God!
  Perhaps I am! -- Dorothy Parke...
• The computer is a moron!
• I grew up on a big farm. Last time I was home visiting my folks I delivered a calf.
  I tell ya, I feel so much thinner now. -- Henriette Mantel...
• When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor?
• He who doesn't like cats doesn't like pets smarter than he.
• Of the two smartest creatures on the earth, man and the dolphin, each thought they were smarter then the other.
  Man thought he was smarter because he built many things and did much work, when the dolphins just played all day....
• A young doctor requires a big cemetery. -- Time-honored Russian Proverb
• Homer: [directly towards mirror] Aw that's it, you just can't insult this guy.
  You call him a moron and he just sits there, grinning moronly....
• The man who thinks he is smarter than his wife is married to a very smart woman.