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• For there is no sea, with out the dolphin -- Oppia
• The history of the rise of Christianity has everything to do with politics, culture, and human frailties and nothing to do with supernatural manipulation of events.
  Had divine intervention been the guiding force, surely two millennia after the birth of Jesus he would not have a world where there are more Muslims than Catholics, more Hindus than Protestants, and more nontheists than Catholics and Protestants combined....
• Never believe anything until it has been officially denied. -- Claud Cockbu
• Assistant: [on phone] Oh, here he comes. What is it now, Quimby?
  Quimby: Nothing, nothing. Only the, er, city has just passed another tax on puffy directing pants....
• Realism...has no more to do with reality than anything else. -- Hob Brou
• You know you should be swimming when . . . You can't figure which is turning you on more
  he dolphin or the trainer....
• She has been under more drunken sailors than a naval head.
• Technology is no more of a problem now than it has always been. -- J. Redford
• An honest god is the noblest work of man. ... God has always resembled his creators.
  He hated and loved what they hated and loved and he was invariably found on the side of those in power....