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• No use milking a spilt cow.
• Only a fool is astonished by the foolishness of mankind. -- Edward Abbey
• A cowboy is a hired hand on the middle of a horse contemplating the hind end of a cow.
  -- Edward Abbey...
• Is the last cow on earth the utter udder?
• Milking a cow is an operation demanding a special talent that is possessed only by yokels, and no person born in a large city can never hope to acquire it.
  -- Mencken and Nathan's Sixteenth Law of The Average America...
• Mencken and Nathan's Sixteenth Law of The Average America
  Milking a cow is an operation demanding a special talent that is possessed only by yokels, and no person born in a large city can never hope to acquire it....
• Platitude: a statement that denies by implication what it explicitly affirms. -- Edward Abbey
• All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. -- Grant Wood