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• The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
• Moe: D'oh, he's going to ruin everything! All right, that's it, Home
  either Burns goes, or Moe goes. Apu: Yes, I am afraid that I am going to have to make a similar threat with my name in place of Moe's name....
• Homer: It's Mr. Smithers, he's calling for you. Smithe
  [on a beach] How's everything going there, sir? Well, I have a lot of....
• I am trying here to prevent anyone saying the really foolish thing that people often say about Him
  I'm ready to accept Jesus as a great moral teacher, but I don't accept His claim to be God....
• It would be a swell world if everybody was as pleasant as the fellow who's trying to skin you.
  -- Kin Hubbard...
• Everything you do or say is public relations.
• If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong. -- Mo Udall
• Yes, you are getting older if no one has recently tried to talk you either out of or into something.
• It's not nice to fool Mother Nature, and it doesn't look too good, either.
  Have you seen Tammy Faye Bakker recently?...