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The First Thing I Do In The Morning Is Brush My Teeth And Sharpen My Tongue. -- D.
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The first thing I do in the morning
is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
-- D. Parker
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The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue. -- Dorothy Parke
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
Bart: Dad, do I have to brush my teeth? Homer: No, but at least rinse your mouth out with soda.
[Bart opens a can and gargles with it] -- Only three cavities?...
Have you got a plan, my lord? Yes I have...and it's so cunning you could brush your teeth with it.
-- Baldrick and Edmund : Money...
I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the roster of Those Who Do Things.
I don't do any thing. Not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don't even do that any more....
FIGHTING WORDS Say my love is easy had, Say I'm bitten raw with pride, Say I am too often sad -- Still behold me at your side.
Say I'm neither brave nor young, Say I woo and coddle care, Say the devil touched my tongue -- Still you have my heart to wear....
Say my love is easy had, Say I'm bitten raw with pride, Say I am too often sad -- Still behold me at your side.
Say I'm neither brave nor young, Say I woo and coddle care, Say the devil touched my tongue, Still you have my heart to wear....