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The First Thing I Do In The Morning Is Brush My Teeth And Sharpen My Tongue. -- Dorothy Parke
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The first thing I do in the morning
is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
-- Dorothy Parker
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The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue. -- D. Parke
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the roster of Those Who Do Things.
I don't do any thing. Not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don't even do that any more....
FIGHTING WORDS Say my love is easy had, Say I'm bitten raw with pride, Say I am too often sad -- Still behold me at your side.
Say I'm neither brave nor young, Say I woo and coddle care, Say the devil touched my tongue -- Still you have my heart to wear....
Say my love is easy had, Say I'm bitten raw with pride, Say I am too often sad -- Still behold me at your side.
Say I'm neither brave nor young, Say I woo and coddle care, Say the devil touched my tongue, Still you have my heart to wear....
I went to a convent in New York and was fired finally for my insistence that the Immaculate Conception was spontaneous combustion.
-- Dorothy Parke...