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• The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue. -- Dorothy Parke
• Bart: Dad, do I have to brush my teeth? Homer: No, but at least rinse your mouth out with soda.
  [Bart opens a can and gargles with it] -- Only three cavities?...
• Have you got a plan, my lord? Yes I have...and it's so cunning you could brush your teeth with it.
  -- Baldrick and Edmund : Money...
• My God, you're talking about a positive mental attitude and you haven't even had your planet demolished today.
  I woke up this morning and thought I'd have a nice relaxed day, do a bit of reading, brush the dog....
• I just had my brain washed,and can't do a thing with it.
• I just washed my phone line and can't do a thing with it.
• Marge: A tombstone?! Patty: It came with the burial plot, but that's not importa
  he important thing is, Homer's dead. Selma...