The First Thing To Do When You're Being Stalked By An Angry Mob With Raspberries Is To Release A Tiger.

The First Thing To Do When You're Being Stalked By An Angry Mob With Raspberries Is To Release A Tiger.

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The first thing to do when you're being stalked by an angry mob with
raspberries is to release a tiger.
-- John Cleese

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