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Are We Alone In An Uncaring Universe, Or Is God Some Kind Of Wiseguy? -- Matt Groening
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Are we alone in an uncaring universe, or is God some kind of wiseguy?
-- Matt Groening
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Frank is my Elvis. -- Matt Groening
Troy: Dr. Linus Irving of the Sloan-Ketterling Memorial Institute writes, "How does Matt Groening find the time to write and draw an entire `Simpsons' episode every week?
For the answer to this, we went straight to the source....
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At night, the ice weasels come. -- Matt Groening...
When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned.
Do not have sex with the authorities. -- Matt Groening, 'Basic Sex Facts For Today's Youngfolk'...