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• When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned.
  Do not have sex with the authorities. -- Matt Groening, 'Basic Sex Facts For Today's Youngfolk'...
• Nothing is better than Sex. Masturbation is better than nothing.
  Therefore, Masturbation is better than Sex....
• Innocence is ashamed of nothing. ROUSSEAU
• Frank is my Elvis. -- Matt Groening
• Sex is nothing but Love misunderstood.
• Are we alone in an uncaring universe, or is God some kind of wiseguy? -- Matt Groening
• Love is a slippery eel that bites like hell. -- Matt Groening