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Masturbation Is Nothing To Be Ashamed Of. It's Nothing To Be Particularly Proud Of, Either.
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Masturbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It's nothing to be
particularly proud of, either.
-- Matt Groening, 'Basic Sex Facts For Today's Youngfolk'
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When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned.
Do not have sex with the authorities. -- Matt Groening, 'Basic Sex Facts For Today's Youngfolk'...
Nothing is better than Sex. Masturbation is better than nothing.
Therefore, Masturbation is better than Sex....
Innocence is ashamed of nothing. ROUSSEAU
Frank is my Elvis. -- Matt Groening
Sex is nothing but Love misunderstood.
Are we alone in an uncaring universe, or is God some kind of wiseguy? -- Matt Groening
Love is a slippery eel that bites like hell. -- Matt Groening