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When Authorities Warn You Of The Sinfulness Of Sex, There Is An Important Lesson To Be Learned.
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When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an
important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.
-- Matt Groening, 'Basic Sex Facts For Today's Youngfolk'
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I like sex. (Big letters) Since I don't have sex in your office, and I probably like sex more than you like smoking, please do not smoke in my office.
-- Sign in office...
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