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• A group of the unwilling, composed of the unfit, to do the unnecessary for the unaware in an untidy manner at an untimely moment employing unseemly tactics for the uninformed.
  Ah, give me a chance at that committee and we can really go nowhere fast and get there before most people even know that we left....
• Any government, like a family, can for a year spend more than it earns.
  But you and I know that a continuance of that habit means the poorhouse. -- Franklin D. Roosevel...
• I guess the Little League is even littler than we thought. -- D. Cave
• Drawling granny voice:) Way back inna winner of fifty-two, we didn' have fanshy gadjets like no ansherin' machine.
  You jusht had to call and call until shummbody got home....
• However, on religious issues there can be little or no compromise.
  There is no position on which people are so immovable as their religious beliefs....
• The following ties in nicely with another thread (What is music?
  ) All I know about music is that not many people ever really hear it....
• Two Russian friends happen to meet in Red Square. One of them says, "By the way, did you hear that Romanov died?
  "No," replied the other, "I didn't even know he'd been arrested!...
• People try to put us d-d-down, just because we ge-ge-get around.
  Things they do look awful c-c-cold. Hope I d-die before I get old. -- The Who...
• History, n.: Papa Hegel he say that all we learn from history is that we learn nothing from history.
  I know people who can't even learn from what happened this morning....