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Two Russian Friends Happen To Meet In Red Square. One Of Them Says, "By The Way, Did You Hear That Romanov Died?
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Two Russian friends happen to meet in Red Square. One of them says, "By
the way, did you hear that Romanov died?"
"No," replied the other, "I didn't even know he'd been arrested!"
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