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The Greater Your Need To Make A Good Catch, The Greater The Probability Your Partner Will Deliver His Worst Throw.
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The greater your need to make a good
catch, the greater the probability your partner will deliver his worst
throw. (If you can't touch it, you can't trick it.)
-- The Ninth Commandment of Frisbee
-- Dan Roddick
Related:
The higher the quality of a catch or the comment it receives, the greater the probability of a crummy throw.
(Good catch = bad throw.) -- The Second Commandment of Frisbee -- Dan Roddick...
The best catches are never seen. ("Did you see that?
See what?") -- The Fifth Commandment of Frisbee -- Dan Roddick...
The higher the costs of hitting any object, the greater the certainty it will be struck.
(Remember--the disc is positive --both cops and old ladies are clearly negative)....
1) The most powerful force in the world is that of a disc straining to land under a car, just out of reach (this force is technically termed "car suck").
2) Never precede any maneuver by a comment more predictive than "Watch this!...
The Sixth Commandment of Frisbee: The greatest single aid to distance is for the disc to be going in a direction you did not want.
(Goes the wrong way = Goes a long way.) -- Dan Roddick...
In any crowd of spectators at least one will suggest that razor blades could be attached to the disc.
("You could maim and kill with that thing....
Worry not about your problems in mathematics; I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)...