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Are You A Conservative? I'd Slap You, But Sh*t Splatters.
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Are you a conservative? I'd slap you, but sh*t splatters.
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Ned: {Oh, we're done for, we're done for, we're done diddely done for, we're done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily --} Home
{[grabs him and slaps him] Flanders! Snap out of it!...
You need tender loving care once a week - so that I can slap you into shape." -- Ellyn Mustard
The world spins and you slap against the floor.
Have you roasted a Conservative today?
Have you taunted a Conservative today?
Scratch a Conservative, and you scratch a moron.
You are conservative and afraid of taking risks.
You may be conservative, cautious and practical.
To be or nut^H^H^H -- sh^Gt, how do I delete..