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The World Spins And You Slap Against The Floor.
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The world spins and you slap against the floor.
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When it's you against the world, bet on the world.
Ned: {Oh, we're done for, we're done for, we're done diddely done for, we're done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily --} Home
{[grabs him and slaps him] Flanders! Snap out of it!...
If the world spins around, why doesn't home come to us??
Are you a conservative? I'd slap you, but sh*t splatters.
It's you and me against the world! When do we attack?
You have pleased Lord Kazak! He bows to you, jumps up in the air, spins spins around three times, shouts "K-a-a-z-a-a-k", and vanishes in a a cloud of black and orange smoke!
In man's struggle against the world, bet on the world.
You can't fall off the floor.
Some people who slap you on the back are trying to help you swallow what they just told you.