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The Hardness Of The Butter Is Directly Proportional To The Softness Of The Roll.
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The hardness of the butter is directly proportional to the softness
of the roll.
-- Thiessman's Law of Gastronomy
Related:
Thiessen's Law of Gastronomy: The hardness of the butter is in direct proportion to the softness of the roll.
Harriet's Dining Observation: In every restaurant, the hardness of the butter pats increases in direct proportion to the softness of the bread.
The chance of the bread falling with the butter side down is directly proportional to the value of the carpet.
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Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
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Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
Jenning's Corollary: The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet....
Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment ruined.
-- Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab...
Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab: Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment ruined.