Harriet's Dining Observation: In Every Restaurant, The Hardness Of The Butter Pats Increases In Direct Proportion To The Softness Of The Bread.

Harriet's Dining Observation: In Every Restaurant, The Hardness Of The Butter Pats Increases In Direct Proportion To The Softness Of The Bread.

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Harriet's Dining Observation:
In every restaurant, the hardness of the butter pats
increases in direct proportion to the softness of the bread.

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